Membership

Unlimited Dog Grooming Membership — Groom & Goods
We accept limited members per breed & size. Nearly 90% full — this isn't for everyone.

Your Dog Looks Great on Groom Day.
What About the Other 7 Weeks?

You book a grooming appointment every 8 weeks. Your dog comes out looking amazing. But within days, the nails grow, the coat tangles, the smell comes back — and nobody touches your dog again until the next appointment.

Most dog owners have no idea what's actually happening to their dog between grooms. Scroll down — it's not pretty.
THE 8-WEEK REALITY

What Happens After a Groom — Week by Week

Tap any week to see what's really going on with your dog.

WK 1 Fresh & Clean
GOOD
This is the only week your dog is actually clean and maintained. Fresh coat, short nails, clean ears, no tangles. Enjoy it — because it's all downhill from here.
WK 2 Already Fading
FADING
You probably don't notice yet. But your dog went outside, rolled around, played with other dogs, stepped in puddles. Dirt and allergens are settling into the coat. Nails clicking on the floor. Curly coats already forming tiny tangles near the skin.
WK 3 The Smell Is Back
DECLINING
Natural oils, dead skin, and grime are building up. "Dog smell" on your couch and bedding. Plaque building on teeth. Nails long enough to affect their walk. Shedding increasing.
WK 4 One Month, Zero Care
OVERDUE
Health issues starting. Mats forming close to skin on Doodles, Poodles, Shih Tzus. Ear infections can start from trapped moisture and wax. Skin irritation and hot spots developing under the coat. Nails now causing discomfort.
WK 5 Problems You Can't See
HIDDEN
Under that coat, things are happening you'd never know about. Skin lumps, rashes, parasites — all hidden by fur. Matting pulling painfully on skin with every movement. Your dog is uncomfortable but can't tell you.
WK 6 Now It Gets Expensive
CRITICAL
Severe matting needs extra time or full shaving. Nails may be curling. Ear infection likely needs a vet visit ($150-300+). Dental tartar hardened. This isn't grooming anymore — it's damage control.
WK 7 Suffering in Silence
NEGLECT
Constant scratching. Mats so tight they restrict movement. Strong odor even after you "wipe them down." Hair everywhere. Your dog doesn't complain — they just deal with it. That doesn't mean they're okay.
WK 8 The "Emergency Groom"
EMERGENCY
You finally book a grooming appointment. Coat may need to be shaved completely. Takes 2-3x longer, costs $150-250+. Dog is stressed and anxious. Groomer finds skin conditions you never knew about. Then you wait another 8 weeks and do it all over again.

7 Out of 8 Weeks, Your Dog Is Uncomfortable.

And the worst part? You don't even realize it because it became normal.

EVERY DOG. YES, YOURS TOO.

Short Hair, Curly Hair, Double Coat — It Doesn't Matter

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Huskies & Double Coats

HEAVY SHEDDER

Without regular blowouts and deshedding, their undercoat traps moisture and dirt against the skin, causing hot spots you can't see. Vacuuming more isn't the solution.

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Doodles & Curly Coats

MATS FAST

When was the last time you actually brushed your Doodle? Curly coats don't shed — they tangle. Without weekly brushing, mats form fast. That means a full shave-down.

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Frenchies & Short Coats

SKIN FOLDS

"My dog has short hair, they don't need grooming." Wrong. Skin folds trap bacteria and yeast. They stink — you just got used to it. Your guests haven't.

WHAT WE BUILT

Unlimited Care Between Your Haircuts

Your dog still gets a haircut every 8 weeks. That's fine. But now, everything in between is covered. Baths, brushing, nails, ears, teeth, deshedding — as often as you want, one flat monthly fee.

❌ Without This

  • 💸 Pay $80-200+ every 8 weeks
  • 🦷 Zero care between haircuts
  • 🐕 Dog is dirty 7 out of 8 weeks
  • 🏥 Hidden issues become vet bills
  • 😬 Every groom is damage control

✅ With Membership

  • ♾️ Unlimited visits, flat monthly fee
  • 🛁 Bath, nails, ears, teeth every visit
  • Dog stays clean all month
  • 🔍 Health check catches issues early
  • 💰 20% off haircuts & retail

🛁 Every Visit Includes

Luxurious bath & shampoo
Professional blow-dry & fluff
Nail trim & grind
Ear cleaning
Teeth brushing
Full brush out & deshedding
Quick health check (skin, eyes, ears)
Grooming report after every visit
🏷️ Plus 20% off all haircuts & retail

This membership isn't for everyone. It's for dog owners who want to stop the 8-week cycle and actually keep their dog healthy, clean, and comfortable all the time. If that's you — keep scrolling to see what it costs for your dog.

MEMBERSHIP PRICING

Check Your Dog's Price

Select your breed and size below.

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Unlimited Bath & Care
One flat monthly fee. Come as often as you want.
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UNLIMITED BATH & CARE
$60/mo
Medium Regular Breed • Cancel anytime
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Full Pricing for Your Dog

Bath & Care, Mini Groom, and Full Groom.

GETTING STARTED

How It Works

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STEP 1

Check Availability

Enter your breed and size. We'll show options if we have capacity.

STEP 2

Sign Up

Monthly billing. No contracts — cancel anytime.

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STEP 3

Book First Visits

We schedule your first 3-4 visits and send reminders.

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STEP 4

Keep Coming

Bath & Care is unlimited. Add haircuts at 20% off when needed.

Ready to Break the 8-Week Cycle?

Your dog deserves consistent care — not a groom every two months when things get bad.

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Common Questions

Does the membership include haircuts?+

No — and that's intentional. The membership covers unlimited Bath & Care (bath, blowout, nails, ears, teeth, brushing, deshedding, health check). Haircuts are separate because not every dog needs them. A Husky or Frenchie never needs a haircut. You only pay for haircuts when your dog needs one — at 20% off as a member.

How many times can my dog come in per month?+

As many times as you want. Most members come every 1–2 weeks. Some come weekly. There's no limit.

What's a Mini Groom vs Full Groom?+

Mini Groom = Everything in Bath & Care + face trim, paw trim, sanitary trim, bandana. A light cleanup.

Full Groom = Everything in Bath & Care + complete body haircut and styling. The full transformation.

Why do some breeds cost $20 more?+

Breeds like Goldendoodles, Poodles, Huskies, and Shih Tzus need significantly more time — specialized drying, thorough brushing, careful detangling. The price difference reflects real labor.

Is there a contract?+

No contract. Monthly billing, cancel anytime. But this works best for people committed to building a real routine — not coming once every 8 weeks.

What if spots aren't available?+

We limit members so everyone gets great service. If we're at capacity for your breed/size, check back — spots open as members cancel.

Can my dog just come for a quick brush?+

Yes. Your dog doesn't need to be dirty. Regular brushing is exactly the point — especially for Doodles and curly coats that mat fast.